Personal Dirt

Mike competed in his first magic contest in a green suit using a green-backed deck of cards. No, it wasn’t St. Patrick’s Day.

Mike was voted the quietest in his Senior Class of 1995 at Paul VI High School in Haddon Heights, NJ. Yeah, nowadays he won’t shut up.

Mike used to play piano and draw mazes in the shapes of animals and himself. Luckily, the ones of himself vaguely look like him.

Mike had his belly buttoned pierce. No picture, aren’t you glad.

Mike took a modern dance class in college and danced his final recital to Kenny G music. Even his Mom denies this one.

Mike had a promotional job where he stood in the middle of several Wal-Mart dressed in a shower curtain singing oldies hits like, “I Will Survive” but changed to words to be about Unilever products like Finesse Shampoo. All the swanky “chicken suit” jobs were taken.

Mike didn’t get his driver’s license until he turned 21! I guess too busy drawing weird mazes!